Attn: Joshua Mackay - Brown is dying

[Happy Fun Ball]

Well, apparently things are getting worse for the Brown archon. My powers are fading, the reconfiguration of the sewers is scrambled, he's apparently dying at the bottom of that lake.

So I'm probably making SCUBA rolls early on next time we meet.

Equipment list:

Truck with winch

Chain to winch the statue with

SCUBA gear to rig up the statue

Cordless drill

Masonry bits, size 1/8" - 1"

Hopefully, the stars will align and we can get him back.

First thing I'm going to try after that is my healing power. Hopefully it works and I don't kill him. Problem is, he loses half the MP in HP if I fail my roll, so I'm gonna start slow.

Then I'm going to try drilling escape/drainage holes in the statue. Put water in them. Try to suck the poison out. Anything that might work. Starting with small holes, and moving up. Using a hand drill and masonry bits to avoid the heavy machinery roll. You may need to do this, as it would probably count as mechanical repair, and I'm pants at that.

Would love some ideas.

After we sort my mess, what are you interested in doing? I want to get the hell out of San Angeles. My acting career is smurfed, and I don't like the Mossad breathing down my neck. Did you see that strike team they sent? What on earth did I do?

[Fantômas]

We could go to the mmo land and see if any the spell casters have spells of use or applicable knowledge.
Or if the shadow academy is just disconnected, not destroyed work out a way to get there and into the old library to research.

[Happy Fun Ball]

Yeah. I don't have any ideas about getting into the Shadow Academy. I've heard about MMO land. Is that where Kinleyville is? Because Fuck wants me to go there and so I'm totally avoiding that shit.

[Scott]

The lake is super deep. (183 feet/56 m) I'm thinking you'll need the winch on a boat (a la Windwaker).

If you get the statue out (possibly a big "if") I have an idea to magic him free. But it would be hard even if the fates go along with it (Another big if). If that doesn't work, go ahead and drill a hole and put in a spile to see if he'll come out like tree sap. If all else fails, smashy smashy, and hope for the best.

I'll bet Gargamel's tome was the only way to the Shadow Academy, assuming it still exists.

[Jana]

What is this??? A mutiny??? *Fuck will remember this.*

[Scott]

Sept 25, 2018 17:41:54 GMT Jana said:

What is this??? A mutiny??? *Fuck will remember this.*

Huh?

[Jana]

My reaction was meant to what The Rock said, not you, dear person I've never met.

[Happy Fun Ball]

You make bad decisions, Fuck. That much is clear. I have been on the receiving end of it. I don't work for you.

[Happy Fun Ball]

Sept 25, 2018 16:58:28 GMT Scott said:

The lake is super deep. (183 feet/56 m) I'm thinking you'll need the winch on a boat (a la Windwaker).

If you get the statue out (possibly a big "if") I have an idea to magic him free. But it would be hard even if the fates go along with it (Another big if). If that doesn't work, go ahead and drill a hole and put in a spile to see if he'll come out like tree sap. If all else fails, smashy smashy, and hope for the best.

I'll bet Gargamel's tome was the only way to the Shadow Academy, assuming it still exists.

Yeah, we didn't drop it in the middle of the lake, only on the edge. We didn't even have a boat for the drop off, so I'm hoping a winch on a truck and some SCUBA gear will do the trick. Lakes are static water, so not much chance of drift (plus, damn heavy). Recently dumped, so little chance of silt coverage. Depends on the fates, I suppose. (META: Depends on how nice Logan feels) [GM: Leave meta comments off this board please.]

[Happy Fun Ball]

Sept 24, 2018 21:23:53 GMT Fantômas said:

We could go to the mmo land and see if any the spell casters have spells of use or applicable knowledge.
Or if the shadow academy is just disconnected, not destroyed work out a way to get there and into the old library to research.

Does MMO land have D&D spells? Because Stone to Flesh might work, as well as Protection from Petrification (which probably wouldn't work after the fact).

No, my character doesn't play D&D. I'm totally on the meta-jets here. [GM: Keep off the meta-jets and in character please.]

[Happy Fun Ball]

Sept 25, 2018 16:58:28 GMT Scott said:

I'll bet Gargamel's tome was the only way to the Shadow Academy, assuming it still exists.

Yeah. You want to risk being transported to oblivion by Gargamel's Tome if it doesn't?

Wait. What? You're thinking about going back to Smurf Village?

Well, all you'd have to do is run through a minefield in a bunny costume. Good luck with that. Let me know how it turns out.

[Jana]

Sept 25, 2018 19:04:40 GMT Happy Fun Ball said:

You make bad decisions, Fuck. That much is clear. I have been on the receiving end of it. I don't work for you.

Interesting. Not working for me. I wonder what he means. Does he thinks it is possible to quit The Lockpick gang and live? 

Also name one bad decision I made.

*burps*

[Scott]

Sept 25, 2018 19:04:40 GMT Happy Fun Ball said:

You make bad decisions, Fuck.

Oh,...you have a name now?

Yeah. You want to risk being transported to oblivion by Gargamel's Tome if it doesn't?

Wait. What? You're thinking about going back to Smurf Village?

Well, all you'd have to do is run through a minefield in a bunny costume. Good luck with that. Let me know how it turns out.

We had our chance.

[Jana]

Sept 25, 2018 21:23:32 GMT Scott said:

Oh,...you have a name now?

I would never!

[Happy Fun Ball]

Sept 25, 2018 20:43:07 GMT Jana said:

Sept 25, 2018 19:04:40 GMT Happy Fun Ball said:

You make bad decisions, Fuck. That much is clear. I have been on the receiving end of it. I don't work for you.

Also name one bad decision I made.

See? That's exactly the problem. You'll figure it out eventually, I think; I'll keep buying for you if we meet again.