The dog statue by the pattern in the village

[Happy Fun Ball]

Seriously. There's a sign on it. Do not touch it. Do not do anything at all to it.

You can thank me later.

Someone tell Kinley that if he walks a pattern he can be rid of the thing. I don't think he'll listen, but maybe he doesn't want to be a serial killer any more.

[PotatoJedi]

Yeah. He won't listen. I tried.

[M.]

*Static*

An elderly mans voice sounds out,

"What! I do what now? Press the yellow one? Green? there is no green. Hold on, think that's it."

"Mr Kinley says No, winged deamon dog is his friend and he only kills and eats the souls of bad people who deserve it and has it coming, but thanks you for caring."

*Static*

[Jaypay]

Actually, the sign on it includes "Property of Alex Kinley."

Alex, you have a potential matched set, just waiting, all you have to do is pick it up.

[M.]

*Static*

Squeals form an excited child blasts from your wrist device.

"Like Pokemon!! Got to collect them all!!"

*Static*

[M.]

*Static*

A monotonous female voice speaks,

"Just so you are all aware, there is now a matching pair of statues at the village pattern. This is now officially known as the "cursed item drop off point" or "CIDOP".

"When using the abbreviation, especially in public, please reference "Ki-Dop", rather than "Kid-Op", for the obvious reason. Thank you"

*Static*

[PotatoJedi]

Have you tried throwing the items into the pattern?

[M.]

*Static*

Same ladies voice from before.

"Mr Kinley advises me that it would be much more...... amusing if a pile of cursed items were left in one place to collect and become more...... cursey together."

*Static*

[PotatoJedi]

Remind me to have you look at something the next time we see each other.

[Jaypay]

Was really curious what would happen if someone was in possession of both.

Next person that goes to walk that pattern: grab both of the dog statues first, and then set them back down.

See how amped up your essence gets and if you feel compelled to murder two blokes a day, instead of one.

Do it for ol Raslen. Do it for science.

[Happy Fun Ball]

Raslen, that has to be the worst singular idea I have heard in many months. It's up there with "take your bunny head off in Smurf village."

[PotatoJedi]

Sept 18, 2019 19:48:07 GMT Happy Fun Ball said:

It's up there with "take your bunny head off in Smurf village."

I can attest to that being a bad idea.

[Jaypay]

Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time!

[Happy Fun Ball]

A rollicking good time, I'm sure. I really enjoyed that incident at the hotel in mainland cyber China. Ah, good times.